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Almost Mom’s Pot Roast
All right. We’re not usually into long, obnoxious introductory descriptions of recipes on the internet. So we won’t do that here. However, before we get to the recipe itself, we need to talk about conjuring up mind-blowingly delicious meals with cast iron cookware.* Casting with Cast Iron The magic of cooking with cast iron is…
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Fun with Ground Turkey
Oh, the Places You’ll Go was never our favorite Seuss masterpiece, but maybe it should have been, had everything got real. Everything didn’t get real. “But there’s this defrosted turkey chub,” you say. “I think it’s ninety-ten.” You got option. Check cupboard. There is SO MUCH you can do with a defrosted turkey chub. You…
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Crinzotto
First of all, why would anyone promote a recipe that is titled with a portmanteau borrowing heavily from the “cringe?” Leave aside the fact that this website purports to have been published c. 2010, which was before the word’s more recent ironic and post-ironic evolutions of nuance brought about by social media and gaming culture.…
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Herbed Yams au Gratin
You didn’t really think you were getting through our collection of recettes without at least one pretentiously French-sounding thing, did you? Of course not. You know how we do. There may very well be a well-established and controversial debate about what constitutes a proper gratin, so we’ll just leapfrog right over that toxicity and say…
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Forbidden Maths
When a leaking prep sink faucet gets serious, the back of the house conducts arcane calculus in preparation to persuade the owner to take action.
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Is there Another Kitchen
A deep clean reveals much, much more than anyone on the staff was hoping for.
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Sphere of Influence
Junior drives Jux to a bank to get an affidavit notarized. What affidavit? Correct.
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The Downsides of Power-Leveling
The back of the house checks out a new cellphone app that is taking the service industry by storm.
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Grab a Turd
When a new lead line cook is suspected of problematic behavior, the staff decides to take unconventional measures.
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