Oh, the Places You’ll Go was never our favorite Seuss masterpiece, but maybe it should have been, had everything got real.

Everything didn’t get real.

“But there’s this defrosted turkey chub,” you say. “I think it’s ninety-ten.”

You got option. Check cupboard.

There is SO MUCH you can do with a defrosted turkey chub. You just have to visualize it: What do I need to do to make the gray-pink pigskin of protein palatable?

Think spring in your favorite city, a maybe eventful moment. Maybe strong grassy and flower scents. Maybe. And figure out how to tribute these evocations of life with consistency.

You have the balance of protein and fiber. You can make this work.