Okay, so you like the traditional way: chronological testimony. Order of events according to the illusion of the movements of the moon and sun across the unfathomable sky.
The first story takes place in the summer of 2009.
Here you go
What the Sommelier Said
Jux arrives to the restaurant to see about a dishwashing job and receives a warning from the sommelier.
The Server Who Wouldn’t Leave
Danny investigates the mysteries surrounding Jered and his knitted cap.
The Locked Door that Nobody Could Explain
Abuse confronts a mysterious door at the restaurant’s loading dock.
The Deuce
Almo insists to a skeptical staff that he’s not taking too many shits.
Praying Mantis
After a praying mantis is found in a package of salad greens, Abuse and Jux reluctantly undertake a toxic task.
The Bucket of Knives
Jux attempts to overcome his intimidation by the kitchen knives.
High Chair
On a hectic Friday evening, Max swears that there’s a baby crying somewhere in the dining room.
The Persistence of Magic
After a security incident in the back of the house on the Night of the Autumnal Equinox, Abuse sets out to find answers.
Mix O’ Potatoes
On a slow night, suspicion and revelation in the house, front and back.
The Empty Space
When the restaurant’s parking lot is inexplicably full one evening, an unexpected incident inconveniences the staff.
The Appendix to the Third Certificate
Jux plays a humiliating game with Max and, in the process, unearths a confounding mystery.
Patience Zero
As Swine Flu rages through the community, the staff respond with fear and suspicion.
New Menu
After revised menus are delivered, the staff try to deal with it.
The Downsides of Power-Leveling
The back of the house checks out a new cellphone app that is taking the service industry by storm.
Check Engine
Packie’s dedication to satisfying his customers’ every needs draws him into a potentially life-changing situation.
Grab a Turd
When a new lead line cook is suspected of problematic behavior, the staff decides to take unconventional measures.
Wall Banging
Tati accosts the day crew about lemon tarts.
Sphere of Influence
Junior drives Jux to a bank to get an affidavit notarized. What affidavit? Correct.
Forbidden Maths
When a leaking prep sink faucet gets serious, the back of the house conducts arcane calculus in preparation to persuade the owner to take action.
What’s Underground
The back of the house deals with a chronically overflowing drain.
Is there Another Kitchen
A deep clean reveals much, much more than anyone on the staff was hoping for.
The Day before Mother’s Day Brunch
Throughout a prep shift, Jux faces antagonism from all around, even when he’s the only person at the restaurant.
Mother’s Day Brunch
Goat Ballls and shenanigans are on the menu at a particularly harrowing Mother’s Day brunch.
Artesian Wines on the Premise
On his last shift, Jux establishes his legacy.
Finished??!?!!
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