Category: Recette
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Margarita Gazeuse
The Mix 4oz lime juice (squeezed fresh, like 3-4 limes) 1oz grapefruit juice (yellow, fresh, and sour) 1oz orange liqueur Several dashes of orange angostura bitters Shake 3-4oz tequila blanco A palm of small cubed ice 2oz of the Mix Pour over more ice and 4oz lime-infused sparkling water Margarita Gazeuse does not qualify as…
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Graduate School Ramen
(Saint Louis-Style, Supreme) Ever find yourself sub- or sub-sub-letting a place because that’s the best you’ve got for a while? Snag a few of those packets of cheap ramen from the soup aisle. Get whatever else you need. And, hey, a jug of that red paisano helps to make the smile, don’t forget. Three in…
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Green Tea Habanero Chocolate Espresso Yuzu Truffle Crème Brûlée
If your friend and family gatherings are like ours, you’re probably familiar with the piquantly pleasant sounds of toddlers and octogenarians alike babbling their way through some attempt to communicate to those they love about something important. And, on these blessed occasions, amid the fearful chatter, it will always be heard, breaching above all the…
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Fuck-You Chicken
You’re here because you like chicken, don’t like chicken, don’t care, don’t know why you’re here, or just thought this might be interesting. Well: Focus. Come on. Don’t be mad. Do you like chicken or not? Specifically, do you like to eat chicken? The chicken was domesticated in Lemuria somewhere around 000-1001-2, though no scholars…
